He's way older than two

I walked into B's room to wake him up this morning. He has his second day of preschool today. Here's our conversation.

B: (whisper) "Not yet, Mommy. I sleeping."

me: "But, it's time to wake up. Do you who you're going to see today?"

B: (whisper) "My teacher."

me: "Yep, it's a school day, are you ready?"

B: (whisper) "Not, yet. I still sleeping. Two minutes."

I can only imagine the teenage years.