The joy of boy

Last night while waiting for the shower, B had this conversation with me.

B yelled, "Hey, Mom. I found a ball."

I'm thinking under the cabinet so I asked where he found it.

He answered, "Right here, next to my p*nis. And it hurts when I squeeze it."

I told him to stop squeezing if it hurts.

He kept playing around and said, "Hey I've got two balls!"

Next he said, "Oh no, I lost them. They went way up there."

There was some fiddling and then he said, "Oh wait, they're back. Isn't it cool that I've got balls, Mom?"

Yes, that's way cool. I know S#2 is glad she had all girls.